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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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NBA Playoffs Shenanigans: Knicks Bring Back the ’90s, Injuries Crash the Party, Hawks & Nuggets Breakdance to Victory!

Hey there you younguns, plop down on your beanbag chairs and take a break...
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Opinion | Biden Better Address Age Worries, or He’ll Need a Stairlift in the White House!

Listen up, folks! Only 47 percent of Democrats are down with Joe Biden running...
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Club Gathering Rewind: Stocks Tiptoe Downward, Halliburton and Humana Walk the Plank

Are you ready to hear some entertaining news about the stock market? Of course...
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Brace Yourselves, The Recession is Coming – And Stocks Aren’t Laughing, Warns Strategist

Brace yourselves, fellow earthlings, for we may be in for a bumpy ride. Word...
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A.I. Becomes Medics’ Paperwork Hero, Generating Buzz & Chuckles in the Stethoscope Squad

Welcome to the HIMSS conference where workers, executives and engineers gather to talk about...
Environment

Biden Tells Federal Agencies: It’s Time to Hug the Environment, or Else!

Well folks, it looks like President Joe Biden is at it again. On Friday,...
Bussiness

Lyft’s New CEO Kicks Off Reign by “Lyfting” 1,200 Employees Off the Payroll

Well folks, it looks like Lyft is cleaning house! One week into newbie CEO...
Bussiness

This 28-year-old Laughed in the Face of Job-Hopping Warnings, Hopped her Way to a Whopping $186K Salary in 5 Years

First off, we have Cinneah El-Amin, or as she puts it, a former corporate...
Health

Insulin Price Tag: Eli Lilly, Novo Nordisk and Sanofi CEOs Prepare for Comedy Roast in the Senate

Ah, yes. Another day, another discussion about how the healthcare system is failing us....
Politics

Breaking the Bank? No More! Senators Say $35 is the Sweet Spot for Insulin Caps

Well, well, well...look who's finally getting a move on! Senators Jeanne Shaheen, D-N.H., and...
Technology

Ready to ride the A.I. wave? Witty tech fund guru spills the tea on 4 must-have stocks!

Hey pardners, listen up! Artificial intelligence ain't all robots and lasers. It's also about...
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These fragile mammoth stocks might face the wrath of activist predators, Goldman foresees

Listen up y'all, because Goldman Sachs has just released a statement that's sure to...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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