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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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“Florida on the Fence: LGBTQ Advocates Ponder the Sunshine State’s Travel-Worthiness”

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Pentagon Document Leak: BFFs Beware, Between Spies, it’s Just Frenemies!

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Snitch of Classified Paperwork was on Uncle Sam’s Payroll, Buddy Claims

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How Uncle Joe’s Foreign Policy Will Throw an Unwanted Nationwide Hibernation Party – The New York Times

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Feinstein, After Friendly Nudge, Requests Permission to Tiptoe Away From Judiciary Panel

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Opinion | Brace Yourselves – The Economy’s Got a Love Affair with Recessions!

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Opinion | Stubborn and Sassy, I’m Armed with Banjos and BBQ to Battle for Tennessee

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Opinion | The Evil GOP Geniuses Who’ve Meticulously Scripted This Wild and Wacky Political Reality Show

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Opinion | Can Biden Win the 2024 Senior Olympics? Democratic Campaign Gurus Weigh In

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He Made Singapore Rain Cash, But Now the Drain’s a Little Clogged – The New York Times

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