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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Hillary Clinton: GOP’s Debt-Ceiling Shenanigans Put National Security at Risk – The New York LOL Times

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Democrats Finally Swiped Right on Biden 2024: From ‘Meh’ to ‘Yes!’

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How to Plug the Intelligence Leak Before It Floods the Internet – The New York Times

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China Points Finger at Liberal Columnist, Yells “Spy!” with a Wink and a Smile

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U.Va. Alum Skewers Diversity Programs, Wins Coveted Board Spot: Irony Much?

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GOP Fumbles on Abortion Issues, Tries to Keep Them Off Ballot Like an Awkward Secret

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Kansas City Tackles Race Relations With a Bang: Front Door Shooting Takes Center Stage

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DeSantis Receives GOP Side-eye While Trump Skateboards Past Issues

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Breaking the Bank? No More! Senators Say $35 is the Sweet Spot for Insulin Caps

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Ukraine War Bloopers: Western Buddies Gather in Germany, Russia Plays Dodgeball with its Own City (Live Updates!)

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